When I Was Your Age,

You Won’t Let Me Buy Any Clothes. Now You Won’t Let Me Buy A Road Map, Either! I Need To Spend Some Money Or I’m Going To Go Crazy!

Everyone Keeps Saying I’ll Pick It Up. But What If I Don’t? I Did Algebra For Three Years, And I Never Picked That Up.

Obviously This Is Engagement Ring City. Couples Are Wandering Along And Girls Are Pointing Through The Windows And The Men Are Smiling But All Look Slightly Sick Whenever Their Girlfriends Turn Away.

I Know What It's Like To Squander All Your Hours And All Your Tears And All Your Heart On Something Which Turns Out To Be Nothing. Don't Waste Your Time.

Lover? I Don't Know. I Don't Know If She Loves Me. I Don't Know If I Love Her. All I Can Say Is, She's The One I Think About. All The Time. She's The Voice I Want To Hear. She's The Face I Hope To See.