When I Was Young, Boys

Any Child Who Cannot Do Long Division By Himself Does Not Deserve To Smoke.

Writers Get Exactly The Right Amount Of Fame: Just Enough To Get A Good Table In A Restaurant But Not Enough So That People Are Constantly Interrupting You While You're Eating Dinner.

Without These Tourists, New York Would Be Fantastic. I Don't Want Them To Come. Stay Home!

Maybe It's Superficial To Exude A Sense Of Confidence In One's Clothes. But It's Also Integral. We Have An Appearance. Not All Of Us Are Beautiful. But We Can Appear Fine Looking. So We Should. Feeling Good About An Outfit Is The Point At Which That Outfit Finally Becomes Good.

It's Very Important Who The President Of The United States Is. America Is A Great Idea, So That's Why It's A Great Country.