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I Don't Need Fame Any More. People Are Less Interested In Me In Terms Of Celebrity. I'm Happy To See A New Generation Being The Media Focus. I'm Happy My Day Is Done. It's Over.

Can't Get Around The Old Minimum Wage, Mortimer.

The Reason I'm Here Today, The Reason I Own A Brand New Harley-davidson Motorcycle And The Reason I Have A Big Log Cabin And I Got Cars And All Kinds Of Stuff Is Because I'm A Writer And Writers Own Everything. So You Learn How To Write.

Comedy Makes Everything Accessible. Watching The News Is Kind Of Like Being Fed Your Evening Pill. What's Fun About It? Nothing. And So If You Can Get News And Information About Things Going On In The World Through A Comic Platform, Everything's Going To Connect.

I Accept Sceptics, You've Got To Have Challenges.