When I Was 17, I

The Truth Is, I've Denied It For Years, But I Love Deconstructing Comedy.

Like I Said About Seinfeld And Chris Rock, They're A Great Combination Of Brilliance And Hard Work. [but] There Are People Who Are Brilliant And Don't Work Hard, And There Are People Who Are Brilliant And Sabotage Themselves.

Jews Are The Most Liberal, Scrappy, Civil-rightsy People There Are.

When God Gives You Aids - And God Does Give You Aids, By The Way - Make Lemonaids.

When You're A Comic, It's Like Being Born Gay. It's What You Want To Do Every Night When Your Other Friends Are Out At Night Going To Parties.