When I Was A Nurse

An Overweight Guy Went To The Doctor Who Advised Him To Try A Keep Fit Dvd. But The Guy Said He Couldn't Be Bothered. “well” Suggested The Doctor, “try Something That Leaves You A Little Short Of Breath.” So The Buy Took Up Smoking.

Having Children Is Fab. They Keep Me Young And Make Me Get Up In The Morning.

With Two Small Children, I Haven't Had A Wash Since 2001 So The Chance To Go Shopping Is Way Down The List. It Is Something I Do Intend To Get.

I Used To Get Nervous About Three Weeks Before A Gig... Now I've Managed To Condense It Down To A Manageable Ten Minutes.

People Are So Different In Reality From The Picture Created Of Them On Tv. So It's All A Creation; Everything Is Made Up.