When I Was A Kid,

I Like My Friends Because They Make Me Feel Normal, Even Though I'm Not.

My Hate Of Apple Has Moved Into A Hate Of Facebook.

The Core Of The American Public, Their Hearts And Their Minds Are In The Right Place. And That Gives Me Hope.

Everybody's Family Has Different Values.

You Want To Know What It's Like To Be On A Plane For 22 Hours? Sit In A Chair, Squeeze Your Head As Hard As You Can, Don't Stop, Then Take A Paper Bag And Put It Over Your Mouth And Nose And Breath Your Own Air Over And Over And Over.