When I Was A Kid

I Just Like The Little Mermaid Cartoon. Say What You Want. I Have A Fish Tank, It's A Long Story. I Have A Fascination With The Ocean, And You Put A Hot Chick In There, It Just Adds More To It! I Liked The Little Mermaid. It's A Cool Movie. It's One Of Those I Watch Over And Over Again.

I Learned Early On, Stay Away From Politics, Stay Away From Religion And Don't Talk About Sports. Those Three Right There Will Get You In Trouble.

Hanging Out With Comics, All They Did Was Make Fun Of Me.

If I Speak Spanish In My Show, Which Sometimes I Do, I Translate What I Say. I Make It Where I Can Still Be Myself, But I Make It To Where Everybody Knows What The Hell Is Going On And When Everyone Leaves, They're Like "ok, I Get It."

I Have Very Nice Cars. I Never Get To Drive Them, Because I'm Never Home.