When I Was A Kid

Granny Ditto Always Referred To Perfume As "smell Good" And For Me It's An Essential. I Have A Sweetheart Who's Extremely Allergic To Most Scents, So I Have To Be Extra Careful - As Well As Creative - In The Smell Department. The Key, I've Found, Are Essential Oils, Which Come In All Kinds Of 100% Natural Scents.

My Size Has Helped Make Me An Amazing Performer Too. The Cliche Of The Funny Fat Friend: I Absolutely Was That Character - I Am That Character... It's A Complicated Bag Of Tools I Acquired, And I've Put Them All To Work Onstage.

I Have No Control Over What People Think Of Me But I Have 100% Control Of What I Think Of Myself.

Thanks To Capitalism, The Importance Placed On Beauty Has Never Been So Manipulated. We Are The Guinea Pigs Force-fed Ads That Tell Us How Pathetic We Are: That We Will Never Be Loved, Happy Or Valuable Unless We Have The Body, The Face, The Hair, Even The Personality That Will Apparently Be Ours, If Only We Buy Their Products.

When I Was A Teenager I Would Lock Myself In The Bathroom For Hours, Bouffanting My Hair Like Patty Duke And Trying To Recreate Barbra Streisand's Flawless Eyeliner, Only To Comb It All Out And Wash It All Off Before Stepping Out Into The World A Butchish Bisexual Teen.