When I Was A Child,

If A White Man Falls Off A Chair Drunk, It's Just A Drunk. If A Negro Does, It's The Whole Damn Negro Race.

College Was A Wonderful Time - Except, Of Course, When It Was Trying To Teach You Things.

As I Have Discovered By Examining My Past, I Started Out As A Child. Coincidentally, So Did My Brother. My Mother Did Not Put All Her Eggs In One Basket, So To Speak: She Gave Me A Younger Brother Named Russell, Who Taught Me What Was Meant By 'survival Of The Fittest.'

Nothing I've Ever Done Has Given Me More Joys And Rewards Than Being A Father To My Children.

I Brought You In This World, And I Can Take You Out!