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A Lawyer Is A Man Who Helps You Get What Is Coming To Him.

We Are Members Of A Strange Species That Devotes Its Energies To Climbing The Ladder Of Success In Order To Make Money To Buy Things We Don't Like.

Humility Is The Embarrassment You Feel When You Tell People How Wonderful You Are.

Don't Knock The Rich. When Did A Poor Person Give You A Job?

Middle Age Is When Work Is A Lot Less Fun And Fun Is A Lot More Work.