Two Can Live As Cheaply

You Can't Cross The Sea Merely By Standing And Staring At The Water. Don't Let Yourself Indulge In Vain Wishes.

As The Farmer Said, "i'm Not Greedy, All I Want Is The Land Next To Mine.

Against Logic There Is No Armor Like Ignorance.

The Cave-dweller's Wife Complained That He Hadn't Dragged Her Anywhere In Months.

There Are Two Kinds Of Egotists: Those Who Admit It, And The Rest Of Us