When I Used To Gamble,

Red Meat Is Not Bad For You. Now Blue-green Meat, That's Bad For You!

Then Lee Trevino And Jack Nicklaus Come In. I'll Caddie For Jack.

I Never Pray To God To Make A Putt. I Pray To God To Help Me React Good If I Miss A Putt.

Remember You Have To Be Comfortable. Golf Is Not A Life Or Death Situation. It's Just A Game And Should Be Treated As Such. Stay Loose.

I Read The Greens In Spanish, But I Putt In English.