When I Speak To Students

Two Days Prior To The Herrick Operation I Repaired A Double Cleft Lip, Resected A Recurrent Cancer Of The Mouth, Corrected Lop Ears In A Child, And Closed A Burn Of The Buttocks.

I Think Cheese Smells Funny, But I Feel Bananas "are" Funny. I'm Assuming Swamp Told The Whole Story Of The Executives Seriously Asking Us To Replace The Banana With Cheese Because They Thought It Was Funnier.

Removal Of An Organ Is Difficult And Dangerous. There Have Been Several Deaths Of Healthy Donors. I Think Myself, I Would Be Hesitant To Participate As A Liver Donor. It's A Very Tricky Operation.

When An Executive Walked On Our Floor, It Was At Their Own Risk. As Far As What Others Thought Of Working For Me, I Know I Was Very Tough At Times, And Would Storm Down The Hall After Watching Some Bad Animation From Korea. But Overall, I Feel We Had A Good Time.

Marriage Should Be A Duet - When One Sings, The Other Claps.