When I Sell Liquor, It's

I Am Going To St. Petersburg, Florida, Tomorrow. Let The Worthy Citizens Of Chicago Get Their Liquor The Best They Can. I'm Sick Of The Job-it's A Thankless One And Full Of Grief. I've Been Spending The Best Years Of My Life As A Public Benefactor.

I Have Spent The Best Years Of My Life Giving People The Lighter Pleasures, Helping Them Have A Good Time, And All I Get Is Abuse, The Existence Of A Hunted Man.

You Accomplish More With A Smile, A Handshake, And A Gun Than You Do With Just A Smile And A Handshake.

They Can't Collect Legal Taxes From Illegal Money.

It's A Racket. Those Stock Market Guys Are Crooked.