It's A Racket. Those Stock

I Am Going To St. Petersburg, Florida, Tomorrow. Let The Worthy Citizens Of Chicago Get Their Liquor The Best They Can. I'm Sick Of The Job-it's A Thankless One And Full Of Grief. I've Been Spending The Best Years Of My Life As A Public Benefactor.

A Smile Can Get You Far, But A Smile With A Gun Can Get You Further.

Bolshevism Is Knocking At Our Gates, We Can't Afford To Let It In...we Must Keep America Whole And Safe And Unspoiled. We Must Keep The Worker Away From Red Literature And Red Ruses; We Must See That His Mind Remains Healthy.

They've Hung Everything On Me Except The Chicago Fire.

Be Careful Who You Call Your Friends. I’d Rather Have Four Quarters Than One Hundred Pennies.