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The Insane Have Achieved Political Respectability While The Sane Act Too Good For It All. The Irrational Celebrate While The Rational Act Bored And Above-it-all.

I Think The Evangelicals Think They're In A Holy War Now.

If Wit Is The Most Sophisticated Form Of Humor, Pranks Are The Most Juvenile.

The Clintons Want To Do Big Worthy Things, But They Also Want To Squeeze Money From Rich People Wherever They Live On Planet Earth, Insatiably Gobbling Up Cash For Politics And Charity And Themselves From The Same Incestuous Swirl.

Feminism Died In 1998 When Hillary Allowed Henchlings And Democrats To Demonize Monica As An Unbalanced Stalker, And When Gloria Steinem Defended Mr. Clinton Against Kathleen Willey And Paula Jones By Saying He Had Merely Made Clumsy Passes, Then Accepted Rejection, So There Was No Sexual Harassment Involved. As To His Dallying With An Emotionally Immature 21-year-old, Ms. Steinem Noted, 'welcome Sexual Behavior Is About As Relevant To Sexual Harassment As Borrowing A Car Is To Stealing One.' Surely What's Good For The Comeback Kid Is Good For The Terminator.