When I Make A Joke,

We Will Never Have True Civilization Until We Have Learned To Recognize The Rights Of Others.

Don't Gamble; Take All Your Savings And Buy Some Good Stock And Hold It Till It Goes Up, Then Sell It. If It Don't Go Up, Don't Buy It.

The Trouble With Land Is That They're Not Making It Anymore.

You Know You've Got To Exercise Your Brain Just Like Your Muscles.

If The Other Fellow Sells Cheaper Than You, It Is Called Dumping. 'course, If You Sell Cheaper Than Him, That's Mass Production.