You Know You've Got To

Get Someone Else To Blow Your Horn And The Sound Will Carry Twice As Far.

In Washington, One Man Could Do What Ten Of Them Do. There Could Be Only A Quarter Or A Third As Many Congressmen Or Senators, And We Would Pick Better Ones Then. But It's The System That We Have Always Used, And There Is No Use Getting All Overcome With Perspiration Over It. Things Kinder Run Themselves, Anyhow.

There Are Two Theories To Arguing With A Woman. Neither Works.

This Would Be A Great World To Dance In If We Didn’t Have To Pay The Fiddler.

The Democrats Are Going To Change The Name Of The Hoover Dam. That Is The Silliest Thing I Ever Heard Of In Politics . . . Lord If They Feel That Way About It, I Don't See Why They Don't Just Reverse The Two Words.