When I'm Losing, They Call

They Call Me Eccentric. They Used To Call Me Nuts. I Haven't Changed. The Only Difference Between Being Eccentric And Being Nuts Is The Number Of Security Boxes You Own.

It's So Ridiculous To See A Golfer With A One Foot Putt And Everybody Is Saying "shhh" And Not Moving A Muscle. Then We Allow Nineteen Year-old Kids To Face A Game-deciding Free Throw With Seventeen Thousand People Yelling.

Winning Is Only Important In War And Surgery.

A Team Should Be An Extension Of A Coach's Personality. My Teams Are Arrogant And Obnoxious.

That's It. Curtains. Off To The Races. Treetops. Seashells And Balloons.