Live Every Day As If

The People Who Know Basketball, Their Elevators Don't Go To The Top.

Live In The Moment That You Are In.

You Can Always Tell The Catholic Schools By The Length Of The Cheerleaders' Skirts.

I Went Into A Restaurant One Night And Ordered Lobster, And The Waiter Brought Me One With A Claw Missing. I Called Him Over And Told Him About It. He Told Me That In The Back There's A Tank They Keep The Lobsters In And While They're In There, They Fight And Sometimes One Loses A Claw. I Told Him 'then Bring Me A Winner.'

I Don't Believe In Looking Past Anybody - I Wouldn't Look Past The Little Sisters Of The Poor After They Stayed Up All Night.