Don't Be Just Another Guy

The People Who Know Basketball, Their Elevators Don't Go To The Top.

I Had My Moment On The Stage. The Trick In Life Is To Know When To Leave.

I Want My Team To Have My Personality: Surly, Obnoxious, And Arrogant.

I Just Can't Recruit Where There's Grass Around. You Gotta Have A Concrete Lawn Before I Feel Comfortable Enough To Go In And Talk To You Parents.

Every Obnoxious Fan Has A Wife At Home That Dominates Him.