When I'm Governor... I'll Be

We're All Worm Bait Waiting To Happen. It's What You Do While You Wait That Matters.

What Has Six Balls And Screws Texans? The Texas Lottery.

I'm Too Young For Medicare And Too Old For Women To Care.

My Plan Is To Bring Back Like The Bracero Program From 1944 That Ran For 20 Years Where The Mexican Government Vets These People. I Mean, They Pay For It, And They Get Green Cards, And They're Actually Legitimate. And Then Seal The Border.

I Never Apologize For The Truth. And The Truth Here Is That Racists Come In Many Different Colors.