When I'm By Myself, I

I'm Always More Attracted To The Unattractive.

I Don't Really Consider Myself To Be A Comedian. I Mean, It's Not Like I'm Sitting Around Writing Jokes Or Anything. I Just Like Dressing Up And Pretending To Be Other People.

I Like To Play Unattractive People Who Think They're Pretty. You Can Do What You Want, But I Prefer To Look Interesting.

My Characters Always Like Themselves.

I Love Cop Shows And Crime Books And Thrillers, And Before I Die I'm Gonna Play A Cop.