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Cbgb Represents A Lot To New York City And To Underground Rock And To New Wave And Post-punk And Whatever. But, You Know, It's Like Tearing Down The Jefferson Memorial Or Something.

I Never Needed Much, And I Never Thought I'd Get More Than What I Had. A Trip To Burger King Was The Biggest Thing In The World To Me. Heaven.

To Women, Drummers Seem Like These Adorable, Sexy Neanderthals, And Lead Singers Seem Mysterious And Dangerous. So While The Lead Singers All Want To Be David Bowie, Floating Into Parties And Being The Center Of Attention, It's The Drummers Who Are In The Corner Doing Keg Stands And Breaking Tables. Usually It's The Drummers Who Get The Fun-loving Ladies And The Singers Who Get The Nutcases.

Every Band Should Study Queen At Live Aid. If You Really Feel Like That Barrier Is Gone, You Become Freddie Mercury. I Consider Him The Greatest Frontman Of All Time. Like, It's Funny? You'd Imagine That Freddie Was More Than Human, But... You Know How He Controlled Wembley Stadium At Live Aid In 1985? He Stood Up There And Did His Vocal Warm Ups With The Audience. Something That Intimate, Where They Realize, 'oh Yeah, He's Just A F***ing Dude.'

I Think The Producers Or Whoever's Doing The Show Are Tripping So Hard. They Must Be On Acid. They Live In This, Like, Weird Grass Mound And There's This 'sun' In The Sky With This Little Baby's Face That's Just, Like, Bleaaargh-aarghagh. It's Just So Totally Insane. It's Such An Acid Thing, Man. For Kids!