When I Invite A Woman

I Don't Care To Belong To A Club That Accepts People Like Me As Members.

Growing Old Is Something You Do If You're Lucky.

Chico: "here's The Book, It's A Dollar" Groucho: "here's A Ten, And Shoot The Change." Chico: "i Don't Have Change I'd Have To Give You Nine More Books.

I Think You've Got Something There, But I'll Wait Outside Until You Clean It Up.

If He's Been Married For 31 Years, He's Not The Same Man.