When I Fart My Ass

When Asian People Grow Up Fast They Go To College At 13. White People Grow Up Fast It's About Fudge Packing And Triple D's At 13.

That's An Interesting Philosophical Question. When Your Boner Goes Away, Is That One Gone... Forever?

Chicks Named Tammy Have A Greater Chance Of Actually Driving A Mercedes Than A Chick Named Mercedes.

You Don't Cruise The Internet Looking For Your Name And Walk Away With A Good Feeling. So, I Never Do It.

I Give Women Two Types Of Orgasms. Fake And None.