Junior Colleges Are High Schools

No, I Had Not Read Any Other Comedian's Book. Not That I Don't Enjoy Other Comedians; I'm Just Not A Reader.

If You've Driven Over To The Gay Section Of Los Angeles, It's Like A Golf Course... Real Estate Values Go 'boom!'

When You Do Television, There's More To Do, And When You Do New Television, There's A Lot More To Do, Especially When You Don't Have Partner. I Miss Not Having That Person.

Whoever Is For Higher Taxes, Feel Free To Pay Higher Taxes.

I'm A Doofus From The Valley, A Blue-collar Guy.