I Think If You Create

My Mom Was On Welfare And The Occasional Food Stamp, But I Have Never Participated In Any Of Those Governmental Programs, Even The Ones That Kind Of Work Like Education, Scholarships And Whatever, And I Managed To Do Just Fine.

Oprah Tells Women What To Read, What To Eat, What To Think, What To Do.

I Don't Like Those Men Who Claim That Their Wife Is Their Best Friend. . . . I Think Spouses Should Tolerate Each Other And Occasionally Have Sex.

I'm Like John Q. Public. I Represent What Every Guy Wants And Needs.

Lets Not Focus On Saving A Nickel... Lets Focus On Making A Buck.