I'm A Comedian, Not A

Maybe I'm Delusional But I'm Usually Funny. It's Not 100% But I Have A Pretty Good Batting Average.

I Don't Like Those Men Who Claim That Their Wife Is Their Best Friend. . . . I Think Spouses Should Tolerate Each Other And Occasionally Have Sex.

That's An Interesting Philosophical Question. When Your Boner Goes Away, Is That One Gone... Forever?

I Don't Have Anything Against My Mom, But My Family Has No Emotional Connection To Each Other.

I Have A Daughter Who I Love Very Much, I Hire Women, I've Worked With Women, I've Never Had An Issue With Women.