When I Do An Hour-and-a-half

The Menu Of My Mother Consisted Of Only Two Choices: Leave It Or Take It

At The Sahara, The Seats Are Banked And Most Of The Audience Is Looking Down At The Stage. Everybody In The Business Knows: Up For Singers, Down For Comics. The People Want To Idealize A Singer. They Want To Feel Superior To A Comic. You're Trying To Make Them Laugh. They Can't Laugh At Someone They're Looking Up To.

Don't Carry A Grudge. While You're Carrying The Grudge, The Other Guys's Out There Dancing.

Ya Know, If You Treat Every Comic The Way You Treated Me Tonight, You Would Never See A Bad Show.

A Comedian Sees The World Bent. I'm Tangent To The Circle.