When I Did Sports Cartoons,

I Didn't Write Because In The Corps I Took Mining Engineering Of All Things And, You Know, They, They Graduate A Mining Engineer As A Sort Of An Illiterate.

Naturally, I'm Conservative; I'm A Republican. I Always Was.

And, Uh, I've Got About Six Thousand Cartoons Up There, Also Books And Papers.

It Just Happened That The Public Happened To, Uh, Appreciate The Satirical Quality Of These Crazy Things.

And, Uh, I Did That, And There Was Nothing More Ridiculous To Me Than Finding The Weight Of The Earth Because I Didn't Care How Much The Earth Weighed.