When I Did Sports Cartoons,

Many Of The Younger Generation Know My Name In A Vague Way And Connect It With Grotesque Inventions, But Don't Believe That I Ever Existed As A Person. They Think I'm A Nonperson, Just A Name That Signifies A Tangled Web Of Pipes Or Wires Or Strings That Suggest Machinery. My Name To Them Is Like A Spiral Staircase, Veal Cutlets, Barber's Itch — Terms That Give You An Immediate Picture Of What They Mean.

And Uh, I'm Glad That I Still Have My Hands And My Eyes To Work With.

Naturally, I'm Conservative; I'm A Republican. I Always Was.

No Matter How Thin You Slice It It's Still Baloney.

I Wonder How Anybody Can Think His Personality Changes With His Success. I've Had Quite A Bit Of Success But I Feel That I'm Just The Same Person As I Always Was.