When He Got Loaded, The

The Status Quo Sucks.

I'm Always Relieved When Someone Is Delivering A Eulogy And I Realize I'm Listening To It.

If You've Got A Cat And A Leg, You've Got A Happy Cat. If You've Got A Cat And Two Legs, You've Got A Party.

It's The Old American Double Standard, Ya Know: Say One Thing, Do Somethin' Different. And Of Course This Country Is Founded On The Double Standard. That's Our History. We Were Founded On A Very Basic Double Standard: This Country Was Founded By Slave Owners Who Wanted To Be Free.

When Cheese Gets Its Picture Taken, What Does It Say?