The Status Quo Sucks.

Conservatives Say If You Don't Give The Rich More Money, They Will Lose Their Incentive To Invest. As For The Poor, They Tell Us They've Lost All Incentive Because We've Given Them Too Much Money.

Running Isn't A Sport Because Anyone Can Do It. Anything We Can All Do Can't Be A Sport. I Can Run, You Can Run. My Mother Can Run, You Don't See Her On The Cover Of Sports Illustrated Do You?

When You Step On The Brakes Your Life Is In Your Foot's Hands.

E-i-e-i-o Is Actually A Gross Misspelling Of The Word Farm.

Sometimes A Little Brain Damage Can Help.