When God Gives You Aids

It's Really Stupid To Defend Your Own Jokes. That Is For Other People To Do If They Choose To.

[i'm] Almost Positive There Is No God.

I Just Look Like A Transvestite When I Try To Dress Up. There's No Place To Hide My Balls.

I Do Love Poop. I Can't Help It. The Heart Wants What It Wants. I Enjoy Being Clever And Pithy And Political, But Nothing's Going To Get Me Like Dumb Stuff.

Anything Television Trivia I'm Good At. But When You're On Your Couch, You're Really Good At It, But When You're Standing There, It's Probably Scary.