But I Think You Can

I Always Look At Myself Knowing That I Will Have A Certain Degree Of Cognitive Distortion.

When I Was Three, My Dad Thought It Would Be Hilarious To Teach Me Swear Words, Then Have Me Say Them To His Friends. They Would Laugh And Laugh. I Realize Now The Laugh Was Pure Shock Value, But It Felt Really Good, And I've Been Chasing It Ever Since.

I Can't Cater To Everyone's Needs And What They're Going To Be Offended By; That's One Freedom I Have.

I Think When You're 25 You're Still Finding Yourself, And You Should Have The Freedom Of That.

People Are Always Introducing Me As Sarah Silverman, Jewish Comedienne. I Hate That! I Wish People Would See Me For Who I Really Am — I'm White!