When A Man Says He

Laws Are Like Sausages, It Is Better Not To See Them Being Made.

With A Gentleman I Am Always A Gentleman And A Half, And With A Fraud I Try To Be A Fraud And A Half.

Politics Is No Exact Science.

Our German Forefathers Had A Very Kind Religion. They Believed That, After Death, They Would Meet Again All The Good Dogs That Had Been Their Companions In Life. I Wish I Could Believe That Too.

They Treat Me Like A Fox, A Cunning Fellow (schlaukopf) Of The First Rank. But The Truth Is That With A Gentleman I Am Always A Gentleman And A Half, And When I Have To Do With A Pirate, I Try To Be A Pirate And A Half.