When A Man Can't Explain

I Have Never Met A Man [in The Military], In Or Out Of Uniform, Who Ever Said, "let's Use The Missiles." They Are Even More Terrified That The Bishops, Because A Great Many Of Them Don't Expect To Go To Heaven, Which At Least The Bishops Do.

Communism Is The Opiate Of The Intellectuals - With No Cure Except As A Guillotine Might Be Called A Cure For Dandruff.

Thoughts Have No Sex.

All Autobiographies Are Alibi-ographies.

You Know, That's The Only Good Thing About Divorce; You Get To Sleep With Your Mother.