A Great Man Is One

I Wish I Were A Virgin Again. The Only Fun I Ever Had Was Holding Out.

Remember, Whenever A Republican Leaves One Side Of The Aisle And Goes To The Other, It Raises The Intelligence Quotient Of Both Parties.

Thoughts Have No Sex.

The Main Thing Is To Get What Little Happiness There Is Out Of Life In This Wartorn World Because ‘these Are The Good Old Days’ Now.

They [democrats] Are The Troubadours And The Crooners Of Catastrophe.