Whatever You Do Kid, Always

Ev'ry Heart Beats True 'neath The Red, White And Blue

Whatever You Do Kid, Always Serve It With A Little Dressing.

I Don't Care What They Call Me As Long As They Mention My Name.

I Don't Care What You Say About Me, As Long As You Say Something About Me, And As Long As You Spell My Name Right.

As A Composer I Could Never Find Use For Over 4 Or 5 Notes In Any Musical Number, And As A Playwright Most Of My Plays Have Two Acts Because I Couldn't Think Of An Idea For The Third Act.