Whatever I Write I Publish.

I'm Trying To Teach My Children Not To Cry. That's The Big Thing. No Crying. Because I Think We Can All Agree That Crying Is, For The Most Part, For Sissies. If My Team Loses, I'm Going To Cry. And I'm Going To Want My Kids To See Me Crying. Not Because I Think Sports Are So Important, But Because I Bet So Much Money On The Game That We'll Probably Lose The House If My Team Doesn't Win. That's Something To Cry About.

Any Time I Am Involved In Something From Conception To Execution, That's Obviously A Lot More Personal, And I'm Going To Be More Invested In It Than Something Where I Just Show Up For A Couple Days, Shoot, And Leave.

I Can Be A Snarky Asshole, Or I Can Be Sort Of Mentally Impaired. It's Very Hard For Me To Just Be Normal Human Being.

With Stand-up, You Can Be As Freeform As You Want To Be. You Can Say What You Want, How You Want, At Any Moment Without Constraint.

My Fear Is If I Expose Myself, Not So Much That I'll Be Hurt, But That The Reaction Will Be "is That All There Is? Is That The Entirety Of You? Because It's Boring."