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There's Things I Know I'm Good At, And Those Things Interest Me Less And Less. I Learn A Lot More From Doing It Wrong Than I Do From Doing It Right.

When You're Writing Something, And You're Putting Yourself Out There, Or You're Performing And Someone Comes In And Savages That, Then Of Course It Feels Personal. It Doesn't Feel Like It's Just Business, Because There's No Business - It's Not Like We're Conducting Business, This Anonymous Critic And I. It's Just That This Person Is Tearing Me A New Asshole.

I Don't Necessarily Self-identify As A Writer, 'cause It Implies A Certain Level Of Intelligence.

Kids Love To Be Silly, They Love To Laugh, So I Think It Was Natural For My Kids To Like The Sort Of Books That I Write - And It's The Only Kinds Of Books I'm Capable Of Writing.

By The End Of The Time I'm Writing A Book, I'm Tearing My Hair Out And I Want To Go Do Stand-up. And Then I Want To Do Something Else. I Don't Know Why It Is True With Me That I Can't Just Be Satisfied Doing The One Thing, But I'm Constantly Flitting From One Thing To Another.