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Keep Moving. It's Hard For Old Age To Hit A Moving Target.

I Have Flabby Thighs, But Fortunately My Stomach Covers Them.

I'm No Cook. When I Want Lemon On Chicken, I Spray It With Pledge.

A Child Can Be Taught Not To Do Certain Things, Such As Touch A Hot Stove, Pull Lamps Off Of Tables, And Wake Mommy Before Noon.

My Personal Style Is Over-the-top Dowager. The Old Days They Said Get Dressed And Take One Thing Off, I Say Get Dressed And Put One Thing On.