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I’m Never Without A Bandage.

I Hate Mcdonald's. I Don't Want To Order My Dinner By Yelling Into A Clown's Mouth. If I Want My Face In A Clown's Mouth, I'll Tongue Kiss Glenn Beck.

The Thing Is, I'm Happiest When I'm On Stage.

She Doesn't Understand The Concept Of Roman Numerals. She Thought We Just Fought In World War Eleven.

People Say That Money Is Not The Key To Happiness, But I Always Figured If You Have Enough Money, You Can Have A Key Made.