I’m Never Without A Bandage.

I Wish I Had A Twin, So I Could Know What I'd Look Like Without Plastic Surgery.

Edgar Had A Heart Attack, And I'm To Blame. We Were Making Love, And I Took The Bag Off My Head.

"i Wouldn't Go Over Here To Lisa Rinna And I Would Say 'are Those Breasts Real, Are You Wearing Underwear?'"

I Have Flabby Thighs, But Fortunately My Stomach Covers Them.

I Don't Mind Aging, I Just Don't Want To Be A Day Older.