What Was I Thinking? Fact

I Am A Rubbish Flirt.

My Daughter Couldn't Care Less About Me Being Famous. She Finds It Revolting And, Like A Lot Of Teenagers, Is Virtually Allergic To Me. That Started At 12 And Hasn't Gone Anywhere Yet.

I'll Always Be A Fat Girl And I Am Happy With That.

My Approach To Parenting Is That Everything Is Open - Everything. I'm Not Very Good At Covert, Or Subtle, And I've Had To Learn Timing. I Do Blunder In A Bit.

The Best Way To Lose Weight Is To Put The Handle Of The Fridge Two Inches From The Ground.