When I Wrote 'dear Fatty,'

You Have To Let Kids Live Their Own Lives And Make Their Mistakes, But It Is Difficult Now Because There Are So Many Things In Their Lives Which Weren't In Mine - I Never Had Facebook. And Some Of The Things I See Now I'm Appalled By. So I'm As Nosey About My Daughter's Life As I Can Be. I Tell Her, 'i'm All Over You, Whether You Like It Or Not.'

I Never Do Any Television Without Chocolate. That's My Motto And I Live By It. Quite Often I Write The Scripts And I Make Sure There Are Chocolate Scenes. Actually I'm A Bit Of A Chocolate Tart And Will Eat Anything. It's Amazing I'm So Slim.

My Daughter Couldn't Care Less About Me Being Famous. She Finds It Revolting And, Like A Lot Of Teenagers, Is Virtually Allergic To Me. That Started At 12 And Hasn't Gone Anywhere Yet.

I Have Had The Unfortunate Experience Of Having Someone Write An Unauthorised Biography Of Me. Half Of It Is Lies And The Other Half Is Badly Written. My Feeling Is That If I'm Going To Write My Life Story, I Ought To Have My Life First.

Funny How Women Are Ashamed Of Their Inner Fairy Whereas Men Are Forever Proudly Displaying Their Inner Cowboy Or Fireman