What's Wan Man's News Is

Th' Newspaper Does Ivrything F'r Us. It Runs Th' Polis Foorce An' Th' Banks, Commands Th' Milishy, Controls Th' Ligislachure, Baptizes Th' Young, Marries Th' Foolish, Comforts Th' Afflicted, Afflicts Th' Comfortable, Buries Th' Dead An' Roasts Thim Aftherward.

A Man That'd Expict To Thrain Lobsters To Fly In A Year Is Called A Loonytic; But A Man That Thinks Men Can Be Tur-rned Into Angels By An Iliction Is Called A Rayformer An' Remains At Large.

A Man's Idee In A Card Game Is War

A Firm Belief Atthracts Facts. They Come Out Iv Holes In The Ground An' Cracks In Th' Wall To Support Belief, But They Run Away Fr'm Doubt.

What's Wan Man's News Is Another Man's Throubles.