What's Going On Outside? It

It's Much Easier To Have Nothing To Live Up To. You Surprise People When You Form A Full Sentence.

I Have To Meet Someone Who Loves Children And Who Loves Ex-husbands And Implants.

I Laugh When I End Up On The Worst-dressed Lists. I'm Not Trying To Be Fashionable. I Know I'm Kind Of A Cartoon Character. Do People Honestly Think I'm Wearing A Kafkan In Order To Be Fashionable?

There Is More To Me Than My Boobs And My Boyfriends.

I Was Getting A Little Bored With My Hair. It's Kind Of A Symbolic Thing, Just Getting Rid Of The Past, Moving Forward. It's Amazing What A Reaction You Get When You Cut Your Hair.