I Think I'm In Control

People Who Wear Fur Smell Like A Wet Dog If They're In The Rain. And They Look Fat And Gross.

I've Always Wanted To Come Here. We Don't Get To Hear About All The Wonderful Things In Israel, And Just Looking Out My Window Here At The Hotel And Seeing The Beautiful Beach, My Goodness, It's Gorgeous! I'm Sure I'll Be Going Back With Raving Reviews.

I Don't Recommend Surgery At All. Women's Bodies Are Beautiful As They Are, And I've Had A Love/hate Relationship With My Breasts My Whole Life.

I Have This Phobia: I Don't Like Mirrors. And I Don't Watch Myself On Television. If Anything Comes On, I Make Them Shut It Off, Or I Leave The Room.

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