What Is Wrong With Me

I Care About The Work I Do. But I'm Not Going To Say That Money's Not An Issue.

The Kid Is The Best Thing That Ever Happened To Me.

My Generation Is Under-entertained.

I Wish I Had More Hands, So I Could Give Those Titties Four Thumbs Down!

People Don't Know What It's Like Standing Up There Onstage, When You Have A Wall Of People Smiling At You.