I Care About The Work

I'm Dave Chappelle And I'm A Chronic Masturbator.

My Generation Is Under-entertained.

Most Of The People Around Me Have A Vested Interest In How Much Money I Make. You Know, So A Celebrity Could Find Themselves In A Position Where People Could Have Meetings About Their Life Without Them Involved. And When I Say "their Life" I Mean Not Their Professional Life Either. They Could Talk About Their Personal Life.

Money Is The Fuel For Choices. Money Gives Me Choices, So It's Not Nothing, It's Something. But It's Not The End All, Be All. There Are Other Things In My Life That I Did Not Purchase With Money That Are Very Valuable.

The Biggest Enemy Of An Artist Is Apathy... A Kid Gets Killed By The Police And I Buy A T-shirt And Before I Can Wear That One, There's Another Kid (killed) And I'm Running Out Of Closet Space.